‘Fifty Shades Darker’ Is A Hot Mess
By HEATHER TURK Front Row Features Film Critic Two years after “Fifty Shades of Grey” steamed up multiplexes everywhere, its long-awaited sequel, “Fifty Shades Darker,” hits theaters just in time for Valentine’s Day. Based on the second novel in E.L. James’ best-selling “Fifty Shades” erotica tri [...]
A Clockwork Kumquat
By JAMES DAWSON Front Row Features Film Critic This ploddingly passionless serving of corporate-approved softcore smut is as flavorless and phony as the GMO tomatoes that should be thrown at the screen each time its brainless heroine bites her lip, utters something childishly stupid that’s  [...]