A Clockwork Kumquat
Film ReviewsReviews By James Dawson|February 11, 2015 |0
By JAMES DAWSON Front Row Features Film Critic This ploddingly passionless serving of corporate-approved softcore smut is as flavorless and phony as the GMO tomatoes that should be thrown at the screen each time its brainless heroine bites her lip, utters something childishly stupid that’s [...]