Dakota Johnson Psyched for ‘Fifty Shades’ Spoof
By ANGELA DAWSON Front Row Features Actress Dakota Johnson, who starred in the big screen adaptation of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” and is slated to film two more installments of the S&M-themed romantic dramedy, apparently has a great sense of humor. When asked Wednesday whether she p [...]
A Clockwork Kumquat
By JAMES DAWSON Front Row Features Film Critic This ploddingly passionless serving of corporate-approved softcore smut is as flavorless and phony as the GMO tomatoes that should be thrown at the screen each time its brainless heroine bites her lip, utters something childishly stupid that’s  [...]